Miss 'Ain@Uitm Pasir Gudang

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Pesanan Miss

Assalamualaikum semua......

Selamat menduduki peperiksaan akhir.......semoga Allah memberikan kejayaan kepada kamu semua.

Setelah hampir 4 bulan kamu belajar, inilah masa kemuncak untuk menentukan gred terbaik atas segala usaha kamu....Insyaallah, janji Allah adalah pasti....ada usaha yang betul caranya...pasti kejayaan menanti kamu semua.

Apa yang Miss nak pesan :

1. tetapkan niat kamu - belajar kerana Allah...ingin mendapat keredhaanNya......Jangan terlalu mengejar gred....jika anda target A....anda akan mendapat gred bawah A....Jika kita belajar kerna ingin kuasai ilmuNya, insyaallah kejayaan dalam genggaman kita.

2. Minta ampun dengan ibubapa kita...minta depa doakan untuk kita......jaga pergaulan dan jaga lah adab dengan pensyarah....( ketika ini kami amat sibuk dan penat - kalu Miss ( sibuk menanda quiz))

3. pagi2...sebelum pergi peperiksaan, bacalah surah Yassin, mohon dipermudahkan...mohon pertolongan Allah ketika kita menjawab soalan....mana tau nanti, nampak jek muka Miss semua formula ingat.....:)

4. Jika selepas menjawab...rasanya tidak begitu bagus...buatlah solat sunat taubat....mohonlah keampunan....doalah sebanyak mungkin...apa yang kita jawab itulah jawapan tepat.

5. sentiasa bersedia nak pergi peperiksaan, pastikan semua alatan ada....calculator .pemadam cthnya.....
p/s- kalu boleh, senaraikan semua formula yg kamu ingat dahulu sebelum menjawab soalan....nanti senang untuk rujuk.
p/s- jangan menimbulkan keraguan/ jangan meniru kerna buruk padahnya....

6. sepanjang musim peperiksaan, jaga solat...jaga Al- Quran...ingat..tiada yang penting selain solat. Anda dulukan Allah, Allah pasti 'ingat' kamu.

7. Selepas menjawab, jangan dikenang paper tersebut. Move on dengan subjek lain...perjuangan belum selesai, ingat tur...tawakal sahaja....dan terus berdoa...

8. habis semua subjek, jangan lupa doa lagi...sebab Miss dan rakan2 lain mulai menanda kertas, doakan kami lembut hati...doakan kami mudah kerja.......

9. Jangan tanya Miss mengenai keputusan...sebab apa, ia rahsia...sehinggalah keputusan rasmi keluar. Jika dah dapat result, percayalah itulah result terbaik untuk kamu, tiada kurang tiada lebih, sebab apa?...sebab Miss menanda dengan adil....insyaallah.

10. GOOD LUCK MY STUDENTS....REMEMBER YOU ARE THE BEST AMONG THE OTHERS....PROVE IT......

Saturday, September 13, 2014

10 Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand. Who Says Engineers Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor?

10th May 2014

1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

3. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

4. What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

5. The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

6. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting coefficient of friction. Interrupting coefficient of fri.... mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (μ)

8. Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

9. An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

10. A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Questions - HEAT

Source : Internet

Ralat pada soalan 10, 11 dalam Tutorial Chapter :Rotation

II) A cooling fan is turned off when it is running at 850 rev/min. It turns 1500 revolutions before it comes to a stop. (a) What was the fan’s angular acceleration, assumed constant? (b) How long did it take the fan to come to a complete stop?

11.The tires of a car make 65 revolutions as the car reduces its speed uniformly from 95 km/h to 45 km/h. The tires have a diameter of 0.80 m. (a) What was the angular acceleration of the tires? (b) If the car continues to decelerate at this rate, how much more time is required for it to stop?